Mornings With Crazy: "I like old people stuff"

This morning I experienced what could best be described as a rare, accidental stroke of genius: I need to share the entirely true and insane exchanges between myself and my elderly workout partner.  This new chronicle, Mornings With Crazy, will follow these conversations and experiences as true to the moment as possible.


Crazy: I like old people stuff.
Me: Like?
Crazy: Cake.
Crazy: And your wife moving stuff around the house so you can't find anything...
Me: Man, being old must be hard.
Crazy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO TURN UP IN THE CLUB
Me: Me either.
Crazy: What's a Drake?

Reasons Why I Am a Winner: The Sequel

In a long overdue follow up to this blog's original series celebrating the author's own fantastical real life achievements, you may now view a vowed and very true assessment of your beloved author's historical, presidential spirit animal as deemed by the powers of the internet.

Validation.